So I'm reading about Anderson Cooper and the drama of his little fruitcake photographed kissing another dude. And of course the gnarly fudgepackers who blindly support each and every thing that anybody gay does are coming to his defense that they have an "open relationship". It's not that I really think anything notes being defended.

 But you want to know what an open relationship is....? A pair of fuck buddies with codependency issues. It's two weak minded people who need the security of having a significant other, without any of the sacrifice involved. It's like working out without lifting anything, you can go to the gym every day, sit on a bench and text. You'd still be one of those people who hits the gym 5 days a week.

I've only been in love once only. I knew because at the time I didn't want to be with anyone else. The thought never crossed my mind for 2 years. Unfortunately for me, we were never exclusive to begin with. I hated hooking up with other people; I always wished it were him. The reason why I don't really have boyfriends, other than the fact that I am a self-absorbed insufferable dick, is because I am not down for a needy homo laying claim to me because he thinks it's better than being "alone". They are also quite popular in the gay community. Why...? Because it gives fags a reason to look down on each other. 

I had a friend who was fat and ugly. He had a boyfriend who I personally thought was too good for his pitiful ass (seriously his face was covered in acne and he had a shrill lady voice). One night at dinner he drinks too much and confesses that he doesn't find his boyfriend attractive. Then 20 minutes later plays the "I have a man" card as a means by which to insult me for being perpetually single. Whatever it takes to get you through the night princess. I'd rather wake up with my dick in my hand every morning for the rest of my life than next to some annoying needy pansy I'm not even into.

 I don't think all people were cut out for monogamy, and I don't think there is anything wrong with having multiple partners. But the people who do actually make the commitment to it, I do respect in some right. The ones that actually find it fulfilling and genuinely do not cheat and never wanted to.  As a human being it's the kind of happiness I would wish on anyone. I'm not down for relationships of convenience of any nature. If I'm using you for sex, I will have the decency to let you know you are being used for sex. And the last thing you will catch me doing is parading my "boyfriend" around like a showpiece when I don't even respect him enough to be faithful.